Monday, April 13, 2020

Easter 2020 had a better than expected showing given the one day notice.  17 entries this year.  Special thanks to Andrew Monk who inspired a 2020 reincarnation and Mary Monk who forced the Commissioner leave retirement and step back into the arena.

All comments on the winners should be made on this post.

This year's entries, in order of appearance are...

You must understand the medium to understand the art...  Jake Monk
A Very Covid Easter     Alesa Monk
TP Crisis 2020             Danny Monk and Alesa Monk
Elizabeth, Jayden, Lilly, Jala, DJ Sookie, Paula, Barb     Moxie Monk
Bonsegg                     Andrew Monk
Zombie Eggs - Zeggs   Alden Monk
Bunny King                Grandma Pat Kopanda
Eggiens Invasion        Alden Monk
Egg Meme                 Jody Monk
3 ways Carol Eggbasket May have killed her husband  Mary Monk
M' M' M' My Corona    Tammy Loew
Deborah Eggbirx discusses flattening the curve         Mary Monk
Tiger King                Tammy Loew
Camp Out                Robin Demaree
Joe Eggburrow #1 Draft Pick                                    Mary Monk
Moon Dance            Tammy Loew
Egg Hunt                 Karl Monk

And the Winner is, by a significant land slide...

3 ways Carol Eggbasket May have killed her husband by Mary Monk.  

Eighteen (18) comments celebrated Mary's entry.  Aunt Tammy's suggestion that the authorities be lent these clues is a solid suggestion.  Nephew, Andrew, has enlisted Ace Ventura, Pet Detective, to represent his Aunt.  Approval from the South given by a multiple time winner succinctly states:  "Brutal."  Yes, the esteemed Katie of the clan Bowlby, showed great restraint by not entering this year.  Multiple comments complimented hair and dress design.  Showing the entry's appeal across generations, Henry cared enough to rank this a solid 4th place while Alden summed up the youth interest in one word, "Gators."  Showing a huge and over the top appreciation was Moxie Monk with her glowing appraisel:  "is a little tiny bit cool."  


And the Children's Division Winner is...

Eggiens Invasion by Alden Monk  

While this entry shouted a technical and futuristic theme, with a great use of props, the angst and fear in the faces of the dramatis personae completely captured the older viewer and propelled this entry to first place.  Calvin's vote of #1 shows peer group appreciation of "aliens and ships."


Second Place goes to...

A Very Covid Easter by Alesa Monk  

A fan favorite as an entry.  A threat in future years as Alesa threatens to ascend to the top spot.  A mystery entry of props soliciting all to common thoughts of "are those fake or real?"  We may never know unless the author tells all.  Very mixed voting as Alden ranked this 10 out of 10 while his father discounted the entry to last place in hopes his entry would win.  Alesa, welcome to the family.  No quarter given here.  One must pay particular attention, once again, to the Grand Champion of the South.  When Katie likes it, you know it's good.  Who would have imagined a Covid virus would be a star component to a winning entry?  Well executed.  Calvin recognized the well executed masks so good job setting an example to the youth.  


Third Place goes to...

Egg meme by Jody Monk  

Almost unanimously voted Third, just because of the strength of the #1, Jody's entry captured the anxiety and fear of the generations.  Using a classic meme (Danny) to represent the fear and disdain for single ply (Aunt Tammy, possible speaking on behalf of Uncle Bob) while lamenting how far our societal standards have fallen (Lauren) to the deep musing about comedic insight of the grave importance of toilet paper (Mary) we see that Jody has truly captured our innermost feelings.  Congratulations on a viral success.

And the individual awards for, go to...

For Humanity, Friendship and Unity, the award goes to Moxie Monk's entry:  Elizabeth, Jayden, Lilly, Jala, DJ Sookie, Paula, Barb  

Even spacing while valuing congregation shows the most human of needs, friendship and association.  Good job to Moxie Monk.

Best use of the word EGG in a title, the award goes to Andrew Monk:  Bonsegg

Simple, fully descriptive, and clever; Bonsegg sets an inspirational standard for future contestants.  We shall see if 2021 steps up to this challenge.  Congratulations (you may now leave the stage)

the Almost Disqualified Award goes to Jake Monk for his entry:  You must understand the medium to understand the art.

While the Commissioner would have bounced this entry, the sophistication of the viewing audience persuaded a second chance be given.  Not since Robert Mapplethorpe in 1989 has an entry solicited such deep contemplation of 'what really is art?'  

For Best Made Prop, not Purchased, the award goes to TP Crisis 2020.  Danny Monk, creator.

While the overall work of art is a collaborative effort, it is my understanding this prop was carefully crafted by a connoisseur of the fabric, Daniel T. Monk.  Few have spent as much time researching, evaluating, testing, and perfecting the design and use of 2020's most valuable product.  (disclaimer:  Charmin is a P&G product, the Commissioner owns stock in P&G and has been financially enriched by such association during this Covid event.)

For Best Utilitarian Prop goes to Camp Out by Robin Demaree (I suspect Doug)

A twist-tie for arms and a Q-Tip for a stick with marshmallow is easily missed as one admires the happiness of the subject and the joy of isolation when it's not forced upon us.

For Dissonance, the award goes to Joe Eggburrow by Mary Monk  

Hope and Disbelief as few believe a #1 Draft Pick will cause the Bengal's to succeed.  While Luke believes, ahh the power of youth, the people who have dis-proportionally benefited from the Bengals sucking (Aunt Tammy, likely Bear's fan) wish us no wind to our back.  I suspect Joe will appear again in the 2021 Monk zone Easter Egg Super Bowl.

For Technical and Human Complications in a Submission, the award goes to Patricia Kopanda.  aka: Mom, Grandma, Great Grandma for Bunny King  

All children and sons-in-law know the challenge of keeping Grandma's computer working.  Achievement and success is evident as this entry was digitally provided to this year's contest.  Good job to Pat Kopanda!!  You did it.

the Commissioner's Award, a new award, not previously issued, is give to Moon Dance by Tammy Loew.  

I thought this was a loaf of bread.  Aunt Tammy's lack of offense as I clarified this to be an actual entry showed great restraint.  A lesser person would have been greatly insulted by my lack to understanding and vision.  The next award also goes to Moon Dance.  It is sure to offend.

For Best Comment, the award goes to Alden Monk on the entry:  Moon Dance.


The comment, "Its just dirt on an egg."  [In your mind envision a microphone dropping]


So this brings to a close the 2020 Monk zone Easter Egg celebration.  Thanks to all that enjoyed and contributed to the event.  As we enter our third decade of social distancing I look forward to us joining in 2021 for the biggest and best Easter Egg competition ever.  Start planning now!!!!

Peace to all and may good health and prosperity be forever yours.

The Commissioner

4 comments:

tam2324l said...

Dear Alden: For the record, that was gold dust. Not dirt. I feel better now. Aunt Tammy

Robin said...

My only point of contention.....this comment should have won something.


Blogger Andrew Monk said...
Obviously, I am a fan. My favorite part was when this submission was finished, the cherub who created it looked at me and said, "Dad, Tonight was a lot of fun. Thanks

You’re right, Doug was the artist of Camp Out. My artistic vision was derailed when the fourth colored marker I tried to use was also dried up and I muttered some un-Easter like words as I threw it across the room.

mary said...

I appreciate all your votes. I would like to thank my husband for all his support and my children and daughter in laws because without their suggestion, I would have never watched Tiger King. The competition was strong and I could not have performed without the competitive behavior of the other participants. The ones who participated and the inspiration from previous years. I can't believe I am even in the same Blog with you. Carol Baskins was a character who was so unreal that it was exciting to portray her character. Carol's hair was difficult to photograph because it was an especially windy day and her hair kept blowing away. And also her flower headband was lost. My goal was to create some amusement and I think I accomplished that. Thank You! See you in 2021!

Jake Monk said...

Great showing. I am, however, saddened by the dismissive reaction of the blog's author to my art. I'm glad the people stood up for me.

Congrats, mom.

-Jake